As I type, I shit.
Literally.
I'm currently sat on the porcelain throne 'dropping the kids off at the pool' ... Not sure why you'd want to know that, or why I wrote it. I could delete it but I know I won't. It's more effort to start again and rack my brains for something witty or funny, especially when I have a hangover so bad I'd happily change lives with an Auschwitz victim .... Today I got an electric shock and worked 11 hours, not necessarily in that order . Not sure which hurt the most .... Ok got to go, need to wipe...
Literally.
I'm currently sat on the porcelain throne 'dropping the kids off at the pool' ... Not sure why you'd want to know that, or why I wrote it. I could delete it but I know I won't. It's more effort to start again and rack my brains for something witty or funny, especially when I have a hangover so bad I'd happily change lives with an Auschwitz victim .... Today I got an electric shock and worked 11 hours, not necessarily in that order . Not sure which hurt the most .... Ok got to go, need to wipe...
