No Frills.

Tomorrow I work my first full day/9-5/8 hour shift, since I decided to quit work for the Student ‘Pasta and Beans, No frills Vodka’ lifestyle. Tomorrow I tuck my shirt in, brush my teeth for longer than the time it takes me to Piss in the sink, and make myself presentable in the eyes of society. The last time I did this Justin Bieber was just a wank away from being a stain on his Dad’s bedroom curtains. It’s hurting me to my very soul, nay to my very trimmed ball sack!  That I have to join the working minions (even if it is for only 3 weeks) I can’t stand its rigidity. I’m used to getting up and if I fancy super-noodles for breakfast at 10.14 in the morning then, praise sweet baby Jesus I’m cooking me up some beefy noodily goodness. I’m not a hippy free spirit. I’m just lazy. Unbelievably so. I’m so lazy ill just stop sentenc…

Ill blog tomorrow after my first day of internship and let you know how it went. If I don’t post by this time tomorrow then know for certain I have taken to the Tyne Bridge on my lunch break and done the honourable thing….. Either that or I’m drowning my sorrows with a crate of vodka and Thai lady-boy named Frank.